No

jesus

nah torch

https://78.media.tumblr.com/d915709063f3a741a489a024d9d48463/tumblr_mexm9k5F2I1ruyqizo3_400.gif

how is it possible if theyre no amputees

@AstroTorch Did those guys lose a gold watch in there or something?

footing is the new fisting

You have a weeb shut in telling you to go outside

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTr1M-iT7_GNQK9neqDDgaG4I6qyEoHhIVvDWFy3tnqD0ENobYu

Lube

Tea

no even lube

rummaging around for loose change I guess

Lots of lube

dinnae hit me with lube

no

http://78.media.tumblr.com/d33a2f0011d440ee2ca4f4daaa48a994/tumblr_np6bpt3XEQ1rmhkdzo2_400.gif

Hey at least you never need carrier bags

just ram it up ye arse

LOL

They get themselves used to it

prison wallet

If you dont suffer from uncontrolled anal spotting, owing to the pre-eclamptic pustules on your collapsed rectal canal, then they werent fisting right.

That's an awful lot of men losing their watches.

I don't think it's called a prison wallet

It's an epidemic cow

https://i.imgur.com/EcIzFLa.mp4

more of a prison briefcase

right, time to leave

https://i.imgur.com/ZcdLTvW.mp4

briefcase LOL

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Prison suitcase

https://gfycat.com/elatedbowedblacklab

Oh no poor cat