Message from @coattailsandbowties

Discord ID: 515224168917106694


2018-11-22 17:54:05 UTC  

dazzie is a good shinto-islamic boi

2018-11-22 17:54:07 UTC  

karpo reminds me of dandelion form the witcher

2018-11-22 17:54:12 UTC  

with a heavier beard

2018-11-22 17:54:16 UTC  

and darker

2018-11-22 17:54:21 UTC  

Sounds like him

2018-11-22 17:54:32 UTC  

I tired

2018-11-22 17:54:43 UTC  

karpo would be a better geralt than henry cavill tbh

2018-11-22 17:54:44 UTC  

How many people has karpo raped atm

2018-11-22 17:55:03 UTC  

The porn geralt looks better than cavill

2018-11-22 17:55:09 UTC  

on the other hand more potential African baby's lives have ended in craw's anus than the entire resulting effect of centuries of malaria

2018-11-22 17:55:21 UTC  

Oooooffff

2018-11-22 17:55:32 UTC  

Thats true

2018-11-22 17:55:48 UTC  

Craws like the blackhole who just consumes aids to prevent other people from getting it

2018-11-22 17:55:50 UTC  

What a unit

2018-11-22 17:55:51 UTC  

henry cavill is too chad to be geralt

2018-11-22 17:55:52 UTC  

true hero

2018-11-22 17:55:52 UTC  

At least a few generations

2018-11-22 17:55:54 UTC  

which is funny

2018-11-22 17:56:37 UTC  

Craws asshole is so big they send exploration teams in there and they never find their way out

2018-11-22 17:56:49 UTC  

The wig was bad, the eyes weren't there and there were no scars.

2018-11-22 17:56:54 UTC  

Also too cleanshaven

2018-11-22 17:57:05 UTC  

Geralt is one grizzled mf

2018-11-22 17:57:07 UTC  

also he killed zod

2018-11-22 17:57:26 UTC  

but canon geralt is clean shaven thou, need the scars thou

2018-11-22 17:57:34 UTC  

@Questgiver didn't you know that makes him *dark* and *edgy*

2018-11-22 17:57:40 UTC  

Scars are big deal

2018-11-22 17:57:50 UTC  

Geralt is a poon magnet

2018-11-22 17:57:59 UTC  

exactly what i want from my superman story

2018-11-22 17:58:03 UTC  

nigga right here is better and has less money

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/515224460404457513/geralt.jpg

2018-11-22 17:58:06 UTC  

no excuses

2018-11-22 17:58:09 UTC  

@Big Boi yeah but not like *babyface* cleanshaven, have a 5oclock shadow on the man

2018-11-22 17:58:21 UTC  

why they didnt hire that guy as geralt really

2018-11-22 17:58:43 UTC  

Dunno if they even gave him the eyes in that test.

2018-11-22 17:58:53 UTC  

*I'd* look better in a geralt cosplay than cavill did with an entire makeup department

2018-11-22 17:59:03 UTC  

Probably didn't pass the SJW hiring credentials.

2018-11-22 17:59:04 UTC  

Big rip

2018-11-22 17:59:09 UTC  

i mean cavil cant do anything about makeup

2018-11-22 17:59:12 UTC  

@Aethlex they didn't, it was one of the first things I noticed.

2018-11-22 17:59:15 UTC  

but cavils just too superman looking

2018-11-22 17:59:22 UTC  

geralt isnt fucking chad chadingston

2018-11-22 17:59:38 UTC  

Yeah I thought they didn't been a while since I looked back on the trailer.