are you literally gay without even getting laid

Marines are good dick im told

Its acceptable to be not straight

that is some next level shit

ironically I have a friend who's trying to become a citizen, and more than one out of our group has offered marriage if he needs a green card

They are, trust me @psyko

That's just a good thing to do.

Don't have to do gay shit.

And can divorcee when it's all settled.

@Todd you must get the bad dick

mad*

yeah, what dino said

he just turned 21 and most gas stations wont take his passport for identification

cant even buy a lighter

Poor lad.

Were he from?

snow nigger country

canadia

Can’t buy a lighter?

yeah

you get fucking carded for a ligher

Snow nigger?

@Deleted User you shouldnt drink if its haram

They don't take passports as ID in America?

Canadian

@Todd

Ah

Ty @RatKing

Yw

I just felt lolfires heart drop

they do but the gas station says "hurr durr i need to scan a bar code" cause they cant locate a birth date on the passport

*panicking*

@lolfire they dont take passports in america (emigration joke)

lolfire, why are you worrying

cause theyre a clerk getting paid $7.50 an hour and dont give a fuck

Cause I'm going over there in January

I love the fact that you put (Immigration joke)

Just get walmart to buy the stuff.

To do what?

you'll be okay in most cases, if a gas station doesnt take you, there's one literally across the street

bleeehhhhhhhhhhh