non-preg niggas be like "morning sickness epic"

if ur lit like me u eat bacon and egg and cereal

because in the morning real men are HUNGRY

Tbh I can eat fatty things and fried things in the morning

💪💪💪💪

but I need to drink like, a ltr of water and eat like 2 rolls

or else i feel actual nasty

just eat 6 eggs

eggs are fucking awesome

m8 6 egg omelettes

gachigasm

my pp hard

gn

See the sheer joys of having chickens?
6 egg omelette whenever you want without feeling like you've used all the eggs

^

oh its 3am what the fuc

my internet is big poo poo and it’s late

i sleep now

@Deleted User sleep tight. watch for the tax man tomorrow, hessa commin

unlike you

racism is dead

fuck

😨

one of my kids is turning into a giant because I have custody and can feed him steak and eggs regularly

Starting to get drunk now

is he Gaston

Yes

gonna have that stuck in my head now fuck

i'm about 6 foot tall and he's my height but he's still at an age where the swings are appealing

@sweatercowsandsass dont go crying in vc when you finally do get drunk

Well like 99% of height isn't based on eating

it's just genetics and environment

@RatKing i mean thats never happened but ok

https://youtu.be/VuJTqmpBnI0

noooooo oooooone

just let me be proud

nope

I was refering to an event in vc

About someone

Who crys in vc when drunk

Yeah but I've never went crying in VC so.... makes no sense