like there are disposable bags in the bathroom for that exact purpose

which I fucking bought

@Papa Bear Sounds about right

GF wears this and it nice but it does remind me of a doll my mother once owned! "not her"

What ?

she wears a hand on her face?

I've noticed you can tell how messy a girl is based on how fat they are tbh

is she a burn victim?

that's not ur gf

Where's the makeup on the neck

there is a difference between make up and cake up

XD

@Bonk Body acceptance bonk

Burn victims and amputees need love too

shes much cuter than her

I'd shag a hot lassie with no legs or arms tbh

it's not even that easy, some of the smaller ones are the ones that throw up, and that smell hangs everywhere.

@Lauri Thorne My girlfriend is very real too

I swear

Aye I'd smash a burnt nugget if she was tidy

LOL

Burnt nugget

folded

I wear foundation, concealer, powder and lipstick n shit on occasion, it's easy to not wear 4 inches of it

Ur tidy

Soup

I wear my facialngair

Yes

You have christmas spirit

Yes

I'm still laughiing

@coattailsandbowties same, it's easy to not get that shit everywhere

Not bad for someone who wants to die 2/7 days a week

well there's no real way to prove it unless I give up her and my anonymity.

Bonk's good at those kind of off-hand phrases that just wreck people

How do you keep dogs clean

Bonk doesn't need constant put downs

He goes straight for the neck

wreck me 😩