If I had bare bucks I'd get a Tesla S. They are so good looking and have fancy fucker features

@Ruger if you like astons i presume you like jags aswell?

who doesnt

Theres some sexy jags out there

If I can only have one dream car, but money isn’t an issue, I think I’ll take the Humvee. It’s just so practical for utility.

Maserati too

Hot

jags are a bit cliche tho

It’s like no matter how many guns you can buy

You never have enough

Not my type of car

You may not like but this is the ideal vehicle.

0-60 in 1 second

They used to be an old man car but now they are just amazing

@BoxyBoyo that's called an addiction

@BoxyBoyo “I’m not addicted, I can quit whenever I want!”

0ver 300mph

Gay

Is it weird to want one of those Toyota Hiluxes?

N-no

Yeah no I’m addicted to guns

And I’m a-ok with that

The hilux is the one Toyota I would consider

Like the old boxy ones

Even the new ones got some balls

I heard the bigger the gun the bigger the dick

This is the ideal car

broom broom

What

@fuzzyplant If that’s the case, I’ve got a massive pp

I'm just happy to have a decent, reliable car that looks fine. If I had £250,000 to spare it would absolutely go on the house instead of a car I spend like 2-3 hours in a week

Yeah because big bore rifles are so fucking expensive that anyone with one can have dick surgery

Best car

@KlieverTiger dayum thats a big dick

@󠀀󠀀AK my brain hurt explain

I have my great grandfathers ten gauge

@Bonk I’d put the money into house, a good truck, and guns

I’m gunna get around to fixing it up soon

Same bonk, house>car by miles

@Bonk knows what's up