Message from @coattailsandbowties

Discord ID: 518198845545644033


2018-11-30 22:55:56 UTC  

dude if he's high don't make him think of spiders

2018-11-30 22:55:56 UTC  

found a real nice cider today, Smirnoff mandarin an pink grapefruit nom

2018-11-30 22:55:58 UTC  

MY DICK

2018-11-30 22:56:00 UTC  

that's nice dear.....

2018-11-30 22:56:08 UTC  

When you realise cows may have been even bigger before we domesticated them

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/518198576967319552/sweatyface.gif

2018-11-30 22:56:12 UTC  

Reminder that it was cannon that darth maul survived and got metal spider legs

2018-11-30 22:56:27 UTC  

I want mobility legs

2018-11-30 22:56:28 UTC  

Oof what

2018-11-30 22:56:34 UTC  

It's true

2018-11-30 22:56:36 UTC  

He did

2018-11-30 22:56:37 UTC  

you can walk tho...

2018-11-30 22:56:38 UTC  

@Strayan't aye the Aurox was apparently massive like

2018-11-30 22:56:40 UTC  

Mobility legs aye?

2018-11-30 22:56:41 UTC  

i think they doubled down on darth maul in that new solo movie

2018-11-30 22:56:41 UTC  

Do not watch Solo

2018-11-30 22:56:49 UTC  

before the JJverse yeeted the Extended Universe

2018-11-30 22:56:54 UTC  

@Ruger Never heard of them before. Must research

2018-11-30 22:56:58 UTC  

But with mobility legs I wouldn’t have to unless I needed to actually walk

2018-11-30 22:57:03 UTC  

Oh ffs

2018-11-30 22:57:08 UTC  

Autarchs were the last wild verison of modern cows

2018-11-30 22:57:12 UTC  

stop being lazy, you just don't wanna move because you're high.

2018-11-30 22:57:25 UTC  

Cow you high nigga

2018-11-30 22:57:26 UTC  

Ayyy

2018-11-30 22:57:31 UTC  

Correct

2018-11-30 22:57:31 UTC  

@Strayan't think it might be "Aurochs" actually

2018-11-30 22:57:33 UTC  

Nice

2018-11-30 22:57:37 UTC  

*clunge*

2018-11-30 22:57:43 UTC  

No

2018-11-30 22:57:47 UTC  

Don’t make me laugh

2018-11-30 22:57:51 UTC  

Yes. You done it to me rapid.

2018-11-30 22:57:55 UTC  

@Cow dont laugh

2018-11-30 22:57:56 UTC  

Heavy clunge cleaner 5000

2018-11-30 22:58:05 UTC  

I’m not laughing lol

2018-11-30 22:58:06 UTC  

For when the muff is enough.

2018-11-30 22:58:11 UTC  

For when the muff is a muff

2018-11-30 22:58:12 UTC  

LOL

2018-11-30 22:58:13 UTC  

big clunge

2018-11-30 22:58:14 UTC  

@Cow dont laugh

2018-11-30 22:58:21 UTC  

When the muff is too tuff

2018-11-30 22:58:26 UTC  

a muff is a vagina right?

2018-11-30 22:58:30 UTC  

minging clunge