Message from @EmergencyMicrowave

Discord ID: 518201691116404736


2018-11-30 23:07:05 UTC  

Hello Turtle Santa

2018-11-30 23:07:09 UTC  

hello mr turtle @Turtle

2018-11-30 23:07:18 UTC  

please never call me young lady again

2018-11-30 23:07:25 UTC  

old lady then

2018-11-30 23:07:31 UTC  

o o f

2018-11-30 23:07:33 UTC  

I had a guy call me that during sex and it's just too weird to hear now

2018-11-30 23:07:38 UTC  

was it cow

2018-11-30 23:07:39 UTC  

Haha lol

2018-11-30 23:07:41 UTC  

the fuck

2018-11-30 23:07:44 UTC  

of course it wasn't.

2018-11-30 23:07:46 UTC  

i mean

2018-11-30 23:07:54 UTC  

thank you for that information

2018-11-30 23:07:54 UTC  

least he didnt call you fucking coat tails and bow ties

2018-11-30 23:08:01 UTC  

it was when I was still a sloot, 16-17

2018-11-30 23:08:02 UTC  

Sounds like a bad time @coattailsandbowties

2018-11-30 23:08:09 UTC  

torch

2018-11-30 23:08:11 UTC  

I hate you

2018-11-30 23:08:14 UTC  

no hugs for you

2018-11-30 23:08:15 UTC  

why would call any person that during the sex

2018-11-30 23:08:15 UTC  

Even if I did that name is a mouthful.

2018-11-30 23:08:30 UTC  

why would call any

2018-11-30 23:08:37 UTC  

I called a lassie jamima during sex.

2018-11-30 23:08:38 UTC  

fuck my wording is shit rn'

2018-11-30 23:08:41 UTC  

She wasn't happy.

2018-11-30 23:08:44 UTC  

Lmao

2018-11-30 23:08:49 UTC  

did you give her the syrup

2018-11-30 23:08:56 UTC  

I called an ex by her sisters name once.

2018-11-30 23:09:00 UTC  

oof

2018-11-30 23:09:01 UTC  

LOL

2018-11-30 23:09:04 UTC  

F

2018-11-30 23:09:04 UTC  

oh ya fucker

2018-11-30 23:09:05 UTC  

Oooof

2018-11-30 23:09:06 UTC  

F

2018-11-30 23:09:08 UTC  

ooof

2018-11-30 23:09:12 UTC  

Were you smashing her cow.

2018-11-30 23:09:12 UTC  

Be honest

2018-11-30 23:09:15 UTC  

It was dead funny

2018-11-30 23:09:16 UTC  

I yelled my own name once

2018-11-30 23:09:16 UTC  

COW

2018-11-30 23:09:16 UTC  

thats a blackeye right there

2018-11-30 23:09:17 UTC  

Yes