Message from @Shut Up Eve

Discord ID: 518581842878660635


2018-12-02 00:15:56 UTC  

plot twist it was your genitals

2018-12-02 00:16:02 UTC  

You bastard

2018-12-02 00:16:03 UTC  

*dickup

2018-12-02 00:16:13 UTC  

Ha

2018-12-02 00:16:45 UTC  

Testicular torsion is real and painful

2018-12-02 00:16:50 UTC  

So ive heard

2018-12-02 00:16:59 UTC  

Wats that

2018-12-02 00:17:18 UTC  

Balls get tangled in your scrotum

2018-12-02 00:17:19 UTC  

At a restaurant rn, this black bitch gave me a fuckin look when I looked at her fuckin table when her daughter’s screaming. Surprisingly, she didn’t bring a man as well

2018-12-02 00:17:31 UTC  

Aye you guys saw that black prep school with the 100% acceptance rate into any colleges yet?

2018-12-02 00:17:46 UTC  

That sentence doesn't work

2018-12-02 00:17:49 UTC  

please try again

2018-12-02 00:17:49 UTC  

one of my friends got his balls tangled

2018-12-02 00:17:53 UTC  

he had to go to hospital

2018-12-02 00:17:59 UTC  

Oh no

2018-12-02 00:18:13 UTC  

@The Red Man he was at his job, being an active member of society

2018-12-02 00:18:16 UTC  

@Deleted User thats what I'm saying ita real and it seems excruciating

2018-12-02 00:18:20 UTC  

even the sound of it makes you clench

2018-12-02 00:18:45 UTC  

Yeah it does straight down to the sphincter

2018-12-02 00:18:57 UTC  

Imagine someone squeezing your testicles so hard they pop open like a pimple

2018-12-02 00:19:06 UTC  

Ive had 1 get twisted up and ive had one rip his sac almost in half open on a flagpole

2018-12-02 00:19:06 UTC  

depending on how twisted yer nads are you might need surgery

2018-12-02 00:19:11 UTC  

Nat geo is doing a doc on assad

2018-12-02 00:19:29 UTC  

Jesus

2018-12-02 00:19:33 UTC  

What surgery could they even do

2018-12-02 00:19:38 UTC  

Both were similar and very different sounds

2018-12-02 00:19:48 UTC  

It would be some tranny level stuff

2018-12-02 00:19:49 UTC  

Fuck

2018-12-02 00:19:57 UTC  

Well one of his nuts actually like fell out

2018-12-02 00:20:00 UTC  

Aren’t tranys retarded

2018-12-02 00:20:06 UTC  

It’s 7 rn

2018-12-02 00:20:16 UTC  

3 fuckin kids

2018-12-02 00:20:25 UTC  

@Shut Up Eve Jesus fucking Christ that actually makes me uneasy

2018-12-02 00:20:26 UTC  

We were told dont move him. They like sewed up what was left of it

2018-12-02 00:20:43 UTC  

@The Red Man he’s working the night shift

2018-12-02 00:20:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/518582272488898570/unknown.png

2018-12-02 00:21:05 UTC  

As a playa

2018-12-02 00:21:06 UTC  

Oh am I fucked

2018-12-02 00:21:30 UTC  

Night shift my ass

2018-12-02 00:21:38 UTC  

Seeing sidthesloth makes me smile

2018-12-02 00:21:59 UTC  

Yea no he’s fuckin some ho