Rude

My dog got killed by a snake 3 years ah

She went from about 6kg at healthy weight, to 3.2kg at the final vets visit

Losing pets aint nice

We'd had her since she was 3, it was crappy.

@coattailsandbowties I'm making dinner. Guess what I'm making?

i have Arisen

Chicken @Octavia

What's guys

@RatKing no

Fuck

It's a friends birthday and I made mini beef Wellingtons

Love beef wellington. Especially when the pastry is just right.

I never had beef wellington begore

I made 7

Anyone remember the girl who was pregnant with BABEH JEBUS!?!?

When in reality she was just constipated

What?

@Dimorac I do recall that

Why tf is everyone dying

That girl is what I call edgy

I know right?

I wonder who is the next celeb to drop

Oh and I do remember the girl who said she was pregnant with Baby Jesus, the most retarded shit since the Cash Me Outside girl

nigga from lazy town, spongebob creator, mr president, Steven halking, xxx tentacion, lil peep,

marvel dude

Halking

Pfft

I wasn’t gonna spell all their names correctly

Ha

why do you think I said Nibba from lazy town

Stan lee

I know you’re joking, why can’t anyone take my jokes?

I like the name who’s typing rn

@Ruger Do not make fun of me

Hey retard

Henlo

Loop hole

The anal loop hole

@Lord King Murder Fuck so your telling me.... you've sat in <#418222786012512256> since the 11th of november and didnt even think to check if you had actually been botbanned?

The name fits tho