I never enter Scotland again.

Rofl.

So you move to wales or something?

you want to live out a porn plot is what youre saying?

I hope he wins

@Pirate “Right, I was sick” or “I didn’t go full because I knew I’d hurt him” or “yeah I pulled a hammy at the gym yesterday”

you've misunderstood entirely

@Tailed Feature you can increase his odds if you want.

"i was hungover"

"i did too much mdma"

@FUCK fire So what if his new stepmom is his age? Hahaha

I mean he'll be like "WHAT THE FUCK HE HAD ME THERE FACE DOWN ASS UP ON THE GROUND DEFEATED AND HE DIDNT FUCK ME"

"i was just trolling guys"

@Pirate it won't happen. If he's still 160 pounds I wouldn't fight him. It's a liberty.

@Pirate well, yeah, but we all knew that already. We’re trying to figure out what his excuses will be

@Kareemstar tfw your son is graduating with his stepmom

His excuse is himself.

@Tea it'd be like battering a retarded kid

@FUCK fire “DAD STOP FUCKING THE GIRLS AT MY SCHOOL, YOU’RE 44!”
*”They’re still 18 tho lil nigga.”*

Like?

Fast mode time

@sweatercowsandsass he said he's fought before. Said he's quick. I was like alright Tyson calm doon.

We’ve all fought before, doesn’t mean shit

tfw ive only ever seen one fight irl

@Tea aaaaaahahahaha

@Kareemstar means shit outside I weigh 60 pounds over him.

i do wanna learn some self defense stuff

Thats quite funny

@FUCK fire

I’m 3-1 in MMA

I've never been in a fight

Doesn’t mean I’m good

but i do honestly never want to get in a fight

@Dandy Zerg LMFAO thats a golden one

if you're gonna post that image

Thanks it literally took 9 seconds to make

post the edit of it too

@FUCK fire I can honestly teach you

@Deleted User the battle of the century

@Kareemstar what I mean mate. I'm 7-0-1 in actual competition. Tried telling him that.