Imma try an get fit now

I said aye even though there's a 60 pound weight difference. Even though he's never done actual fighting.

Wee Gypsy he is.

i wish i could see this irl

So when he hits high school all his 18 year old girlfriends will wanna fuck me instead

He'll shitebag it. But I don't want to hurt him.

😩

I'll film it for the meme.

@Kareemstar the most uncomfortable bit will be when he doesn't take his privilege with the defeated and lolfire gets mad about it cause it's the whole reason he wants the fight to happen

I hopefully will.

I’m playing the long game nigga

If I win. He has to snort a line of washing powder.

If he wins.

I never enter Scotland again.

Rofl.

So you move to wales or something?

you want to live out a porn plot is what youre saying?

I hope he wins

@Pirate “Right, I was sick” or “I didn’t go full because I knew I’d hurt him” or “yeah I pulled a hammy at the gym yesterday”

you've misunderstood entirely

@Tailed Feature you can increase his odds if you want.

"i was hungover"

"i did too much mdma"

@FUCK fire So what if his new stepmom is his age? Hahaha

I mean he'll be like "WHAT THE FUCK HE HAD ME THERE FACE DOWN ASS UP ON THE GROUND DEFEATED AND HE DIDNT FUCK ME"

"i was just trolling guys"

@Pirate it won't happen. If he's still 160 pounds I wouldn't fight him. It's a liberty.

@Pirate well, yeah, but we all knew that already. We’re trying to figure out what his excuses will be

@Kareemstar tfw your son is graduating with his stepmom

His excuse is himself.

@Tea it'd be like battering a retarded kid

@FUCK fire “DAD STOP FUCKING THE GIRLS AT MY SCHOOL, YOU’RE 44!”
*”They’re still 18 tho lil nigga.”*

Like?

Fast mode time

@sweatercowsandsass he said he's fought before. Said he's quick. I was like alright Tyson calm doon.

We’ve all fought before, doesn’t mean shit

tfw ive only ever seen one fight irl

@Tea aaaaaahahahaha

@Kareemstar means shit outside I weigh 60 pounds over him.

i do wanna learn some self defense stuff

Thats quite funny