Real niggas use the mancatcher

AXE OR NOTHING

I'll take my sword damn it!

I'llgo in bare hands

Swinging

@Octavia those are for pussies

You’d die so quick with a broad sword

Too slow

Mace is quick

Stay strapped at all times my niggas

Mace would get stuck.

but what if I'm really good with it, like old William Wallace

secondary mace

Yeah but

Maces are fucking sick

For actual battles, a spear or halberd is just better than your shitty fucking swords. POLEARMS LIKE A REAL MAN

I'll take a pike

halberds are good

Pole arm gives you distance

snap

Why not a chain mace

trebuchet

have you tried a cock on a spear?

@RatKing That is quite literally suicide

it works for me

Spears are eh, too unruly even with skill, and slashing is a bit weird

naginata is probably better

my favorite sword I own is a roman gladiolus @Tea or my replica of sting from lotr

@RatKing legit what I've been saying but these betas man

Daggers

it's basically a spear and a sword

@Octavia Fuck yes!

Gotta charge in head first with a broadsword and scream”FOR FRODO!”

Golden brown

Texture like sun

Stranglers

Yes lad

tenno heika banzai!

@LorneM no. for the emperor.

You know that song is about heroin?

Grott wires? @Tea