Pussy

Kai your inner african warlord is showing

Only real niggas use broadswords

Greatsword.

Just use the fucking russian Kord

14.7mm bullets

roh-oh

@󠀀󠀀AK Warlords don't take part, they just control the politics

Fully automatic

Real niggas use a broad axe

Deus Vult Da

charging into zombies with mace in hand, iron clad armour on horseback in a final blaze of glory with God save the Queen in the background < anime tiddie

@Tea nah, two handed greatsword

Real niggas use the mancatcher

AXE OR NOTHING

I'll take my sword damn it!

I'llgo in bare hands

Swinging

@Octavia those are for pussies

You’d die so quick with a broad sword

Too slow

Mace is quick

Stay strapped at all times my niggas

Mace would get stuck.

but what if I'm really good with it, like old William Wallace

secondary mace

Yeah but

Maces are fucking sick

For actual battles, a spear or halberd is just better than your shitty fucking swords. POLEARMS LIKE A REAL MAN

I'll take a pike

halberds are good

Pole arm gives you distance

snap

Why not a chain mace

trebuchet

have you tried a cock on a spear?

@RatKing That is quite literally suicide

it works for me

Spears are eh, too unruly even with skill, and slashing is a bit weird

naginata is probably better

my favorite sword I own is a roman gladiolus @Tea or my replica of sting from lotr