it hurts me

Shit

physically

I forgot to leave work

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https://gfycat.com/PertinentGlitteringHackee

what even is that

nettles

is that queensnake

or different

dont nettles sting

her horse chestnut shell slingshot one was p funny

be the test tube

Feed a fed horse

http://www.gfycat.com/PoorSmallBluetickcoonhound

@Karpo lmao feed two birds with one scone

ram ranch sauce

just made myself a little ill with that one

taking one for the team

oh my god

i just realized that's ranch

not whip cream

ram ranch sauce

okay we get it funny ram ranch joke

heh

funni

boobs

So

I don't know about you guys, but watching the midget ride the fleshy wrecking ball makes me feel like a damn king

Like thats the kinda shit they would have folks do for shits in giggles

it turns out sleeping is hard

I dont sleep

sleep is for the needy

and weak

sleep is useless

why sleep when you can drink totally safe amounts of energy drinks