I wouldn't choose it, but I like the strength of it as a lager.

tbh quite like cooncil juice

Turns out there's a doctor in the UK who fixes people who can't burp (like me) on the NHS.

top lad

You can't burp?

Nope. So can't drink lager, fizzy juice etc.

So if you down a vimto.

What happens.

@Pirate Actually it’s around 3 to 4 they start getting smart

evervescent caffeine pils

I'd struggle to breathe.

in water

or finish a big meal in a cartoon

I thought you'd just spew.

I'd have to make myself spew to relieve the pressure.

That's fucking grim mate. It's shite being you Tailed isn't it.

@spiritupgrades yeah but I live in a low income suburb

Aahh true

I have a massive dong. Swings and roundabouts.

@Pirate the ghetto?

horses can't vomit either

Chickens either

Yer mum can't choke either 😏

pretty much but if the ghetto was just white crackhead flophouses and you could walk the streets during the day through the neighbourhoods

bwack?

@Pirate where you based again mate?

So my student nights out would consist of me drinking cider or lager and every half hour or so going to the toilet and putting my fingers down my throat. Fun times.

Australia, Brisbane

@Pirate ah, that's no that bad. Thought you came from Greenock or something.

Rofl

Brisbane is the city in Australia where everyone has their first drug experiences in a sharehouse, and also where we ship our elderly

So there's a lot of junkies?

see I live in one of the worse areas, but it's lower population density than the worst areas; it has to do quality over quantity of scumbags

Fucking hell, man. Someone like yourself living in an area like that. Must suck.

https://imgur.com/a/DuDrp#w1Ulb

you dont hear about 3 stabbings and a shooting every week round where I live, but you get the shit like a granny got raped and murdered by 3 teens at the start of the year

Holy fuck.

least the new train station has proper cameras though

My area is bad but fuck me.

old one had an underpass where rapists and muggers could hide freely

Australia's still a bit wild in some parts