Message from @Max Headroom

Discord ID: 520517203225739264


2018-12-07 08:20:19 UTC  

Used to get cunts like "I NEED A NEW PHONE" and it was a ridiculously simple fix

2018-12-07 08:21:52 UTC  

My wife fixed my phone once by dropping it on the floor accidentally

2018-12-07 08:21:57 UTC  

Talk about an easy fix

2018-12-07 08:22:04 UTC  

Like board level repairs?

2018-12-07 08:22:05 UTC  

10/10

2018-12-07 08:22:31 UTC  

@Teahow many brimstones will you be building at bae.

2018-12-07 08:23:12 UTC  

I’ll be right back i think my tea pot is about to start boiling.

2018-12-07 08:24:45 UTC  

Imagine not microwaving your tea

2018-12-07 08:24:52 UTC  

S’ing my h

2018-12-07 08:24:54 UTC  

Don't do that

2018-12-07 08:25:09 UTC  

Microwave bad

2018-12-07 08:25:31 UTC  

Just got sperged over the phone at work. Good day ahead for me

2018-12-07 08:25:44 UTC  

Fucking amerimuts

2018-12-07 08:26:37 UTC  

Bet a great chat is going down in kitchen

2018-12-07 08:27:08 UTC  

I got there right when it started boiling.

2018-12-07 08:27:23 UTC  

Once forgot to put water in the cup I was microwaving...

2018-12-07 08:27:48 UTC  

Microwaved just the cup.

2018-12-07 08:28:15 UTC  

<:OOF:439608033929330689>

2018-12-07 08:28:38 UTC  

Do you have an old kettle you boil on the cooker Turtle?

2018-12-07 08:29:01 UTC  

I have a new kettle. Bought about a month ago.

2018-12-07 08:29:31 UTC  

Cooker turtle?

2018-12-07 08:29:42 UTC  

You mean Torkoal?

2018-12-07 08:29:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/520517261862240267/Z.png

2018-12-07 08:29:49 UTC  

No

2018-12-07 08:29:51 UTC  

Bad

2018-12-07 08:29:55 UTC  

Looks spicy

2018-12-07 08:30:09 UTC  

He ate one too many pepper spray cans.

2018-12-07 08:30:17 UTC  

Pretty sure they can release lava

2018-12-07 08:30:42 UTC  

If i ate one i could too just would be brown.

2018-12-07 08:30:47 UTC  

The steam is from lava

2018-12-07 08:31:50 UTC  

Steam from lava...

2018-12-07 08:32:02 UTC  

Sounds like a dehydration reaction yup.

2018-12-07 08:32:24 UTC  

LOOOOOOL

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/520517924230791169/FB_IMG_1544171514508.jpg

2018-12-07 08:32:36 UTC  

LOL

2018-12-07 08:32:41 UTC  

?

2018-12-07 08:32:53 UTC  

RIP all those niggas who put their life savings into bitcoin

2018-12-07 08:33:10 UTC  

Good thing I'm just regular broke. Not Bitcoin broke.

2018-12-07 08:33:14 UTC  

Should've done bit connect

2018-12-07 08:33:22 UTC  

bit CONNNEEEEEEEEEECT

2018-12-07 08:33:22 UTC  

^

2018-12-07 08:33:23 UTC  

Still not a lot of money?