Message from @Max Headroom
Discord ID: 520517203225739264
Used to get cunts like "I NEED A NEW PHONE" and it was a ridiculously simple fix
My wife fixed my phone once by dropping it on the floor accidentally
Talk about an easy fix
Like board level repairs?
10/10
@Teahow many brimstones will you be building at bae.
I’ll be right back i think my tea pot is about to start boiling.
Imagine not microwaving your tea
S’ing my h
Don't do that
Microwave bad
Just got sperged over the phone at work. Good day ahead for me
Fucking amerimuts
Bet a great chat is going down in kitchen
I got there right when it started boiling.
Once forgot to put water in the cup I was microwaving...
Microwaved just the cup.
<:OOF:439608033929330689>
Do you have an old kettle you boil on the cooker Turtle?
I have a new kettle. Bought about a month ago.
You mean Torkoal?
No
Bad
Looks spicy
He ate one too many pepper spray cans.
Pretty sure they can release lava
If i ate one i could too just would be brown.
The steam is from lava
Steam from lava...
Sounds like a dehydration reaction yup.
LOOOOOOL
LOL
?
RIP all those niggas who put their life savings into bitcoin
Good thing I'm just regular broke. Not Bitcoin broke.
Should've done bit connect
bit CONNNEEEEEEEEEECT
^
Still not a lot of money?