Message from @Mike The Dick
Discord ID: 521377842294947850
Yeah youd be right tbh.
Cuck my life into pieces
This is my wife’s black son
Humiliation
No breeding
Don’t give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
*Cringe*
missus has just come home with matching Christmas pyjamas for us both
Im wearing the ones my ex gave me on christmas.
Pretty wholesome
You dont sleep nude?
They are comfy as fuck.
Normally I do but its cold nigga.
I wont lie. they're pretty comfy
I’m wearing Star Wars pyjamas
Hot water bottle my dude
What was the bitch supposed to do if they got attacked?
Depends on who attacks them
Shamans < warlocks change my mind
Tbh this nigga wildin ^
fuck up.
Barbarians are the best DND class
Yeah but I can cure you of an aliment.
This little shit just cures you to have years of slightly worse sleep.
curses*
Not taking the chad paladin?
"I curse you, o evil one, to only getting SEVEN hours a night!"
I can give you whacky powers
At the price of your sanity
Jokes on you.
Never had that.
WHO NEEDS POWERS WHEN YOU HAVE POTIONS
^^^
he gets it
I’m gonna pass out now. Later
Curse someone to have an eternally itchy arsehole
See ya fam.
Powers are easier to use
Whoops caps