HEAVEN HEAR ME, I KNOW WE CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE
ILL KEEP YOU INSIDE
EXCEPT @DickshittingCunt

Praise jebus

Nah, this is cuckoldry

​*Cringe*

^^^

Pooper gets it

Yeah youd be right tbh.

Cuck my life into pieces
This is my wife’s black son
Humiliation
No breeding
Don’t give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

​*Cringe*

missus has just come home with matching Christmas pyjamas for us both

Im wearing the ones my ex gave me on christmas.

Pretty wholesome

You dont sleep nude?

They are comfy as fuck.

Normally I do but its cold nigga.

I wont lie. they're pretty comfy

I’m wearing Star Wars pyjamas

Hot water bottle my dude

What was the bitch supposed to do if they got attacked?

Depends on who attacks them

Shamans < warlocks change my mind

Tbh this nigga wildin ^

@soup dad you're just angry cuz ur a shaman

fuck up.

I agree warlocks are badass

Barbarians are the best DND class

Yeah but I can cure you of an aliment.

@soup dad FRICK UP SHAMAN BOY

This little shit just cures you to have years of slightly worse sleep.

curses*

Not taking the chad paladin?

"I curse you, o evil one, to only getting SEVEN hours a night!"

I can give you whacky powers

At the price of your sanity

Jokes on you.

Never had that.

WHO NEEDS POWERS WHEN YOU HAVE POTIONS

^^^

he gets it