Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

Fuck off funny name

tldr

She told me this, " my mom wasent there for me, I want to be there for you. I love you, you are my only life, and its all I need. You are why I got foward in life"

I cant ever repay here.

The years of me buying here gifts will never repay her.

She knows that when she is older, fuck me I will buy her the world if I can.

Aw, that is a really good both mom and person

Even when I fucking dropped out

She helped me through it. And now I have 6 class and getting a honors ceritifcate at the same time.

I wouldn't touch you with a 1/4 pole.

Fuck, I just wish my dad was around for this.

Fucking asshole.

Aww, are we hugboxing?

Soup man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8U-qrE5428

this here is the song I wanted to show him

but he passed a week after.

@soup dad dude, don't makes me drive there and hug you. Seriously. Like, you'll be ok.

Nah dude, Im perfectly fine.

Its just, 2 days before my birthday.

It feels like... the first he wasnet ther

I will miss his text message of "Happy birthday, i love you"

Birthdays aren't shit my man

Dont cry cus hes gone, smile cus he was around

Once you get past 18, no one cares

^

He speaks the truth

Nah that aint even how it is.

My family still does.

^

I gave my mom the biggest gift I could at her 41st.

It was only 800

Lucky you still have a family, lad.

but fuck me that meant alot ot her

first christmas without my grandma was weird, can't imagine what's it like without your dad

Yeah lolfire that's pretty subjective lol

she cried a shit ton, lol

I just kept saying calm down, you bought my firstt PC lol

I know I'm biased.

I even got Halo 1 for her on there 😛

Lucky for some,I grew up with a mother that doesnt celebrate birthdays