I heard he makes a margarita that will knock your pants off

santa is a pansexual muslim

Santa is actually a genderqueer non-binary foxkin demigod transnigger gay Muslim lesbian of the Jewish faith

He's a pedo giving little kids presents and watching them when their sleeping

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo_attack#Attacks_on_humans
Fraser Island Dingoes are the least mixed with dogs of wild dogs that can still be called Dingoes

Dingoes eat babies

@فرقة ال͡ص͜بي̶ ̷ف̵ر҉ق̷ة̶ ا̡لصب̕ي҉ AKA SonicFox

@Dino not to mention he makes em sit on his lap

Fucking degenerate

Dingos just seem like dogs want to pet them but they'd give me rabies

Rabies doesn't occur in AUS

Woo finally fixed my sleeping pattern after a week thank fuck

good for you dim

Lol for like a day

mine is still fucked

Ayyy congrats Dim

Thanks, honestly hate it when it's messed up so depressing

Be optimistic

have you tried nytol????

thats pretty good

It's not fucked up it's "on a happy vacation"

500mg benadryl

Try it

Pirate are you writing a fucking essay?

Dingoes on the Aussie mainland are fairly docile, they aren't domestic dogs but they don't really regard humans as either predators or food

Yeah

We also made the world's longest fence to stop them

that's for rabbits though

Dingoes have less friendly eyes and head shape

Also they fucking suck

they probably migrated alongside the aborigines

Fucking aborigines

hang on, i better recheck that

things like that change as we discover things, and i'm relying on stuff i learned 20+ years ago

'The dingo's relationship with indigenous Australians can be described as commensalism – "the process by which two organisms live in close association but they do not depend on each other for survival".'

Just walked past this, Kuwait seems like a very progressive country

Make up 28% of prisons whilst making up less than 2% of the population

high crime rate even after the police are given special sensitivity training and are told to turn a blind eye

such as around Melbourne

And they often do