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Is there a photograph of Danila in a wig?

Dankula*

That's not very nice

Oh no!

They're so ugly

Back in my day we would catch people like this outside of school with pillowcases filled with oranges or batteries

^

Beat them until we had a pitcher of juice to bring home

Thanks sonny

It's been so long since my husband left...

In South Sudan they call human "long pig"

Never much cared for it myself

It tastes like veal but chewier

So I've heard

I have two defence mechanisms

Horses however

Can never go wrong with a good horse

They grow quickly

They taste alright

And there a good fuck

Theyre*

>scat
>just act normal

Upright is a good balance for height and not sacrificing other features

Not me

My sight has been fucked since the Vietnam war

Humans are natural herd creatures

That's why we live in cities and shit

Damn right it's hard coded

Try whipping out your dick near a baby

You'll learn just how hard coded it gets

I think that modern humans would do better today if put in those circumstances

Pigs are one of the most hygienic creatures around

Never been to America, I'm afraid

Kangaroo tastes like shit

Look at that phat deer ass

Got them dick suckin'lips

Kangaroo tastes like hot garbage

People

I want bison now

They look fucking freaky

Macro pus

Elephant puss

I told you they eat people

I'll blast you with my willy

You silly cunt

What do you guys think of the holocaust?

Overwatch is actual cancer

What's the hamsters name?

Ah yes.

If it isn't your uncle sure is fucked

^

People are like parking spots

When nobody is looking

Stick it in disabled

Tbh stick two disabled people with pandas

See what happens

Like fucking gladiator up in this bitch

There's no good Necro porn

Only some fake shit on xhamster

Xhamster has all the good shit

^

Yeah

^truth

Them noisy chicks are the best

Mousy*

Meatspin on pitching mmmm

Pornhub*

Guys

You should look up shadman

He makes really good videos that are somehow family friendly

Why

Typical American

British Cuisine is goat and curry

Allah provides

What

I may be rad

But I am also sad

No

Good

He looks like a *thug*

Good

I refuse to tap that

Did you motherfuckers hear about the new bunnings snag

They put the fucking onion on the bottom now

I'm going to fucking kill as many people as I can

Aus politics are hardcore

Hear about the fucking new bunnings snag? @Shlaknautica

One does not put ONIONS ON THE BOTTOM

NBN as well

The liberals said it would be fucking 5 billion cheaper than labour at like 45 billion

Then it turned out it was like 60 billion

Which was far more expensive than labour

Not anymore

Liberals are a bunch of *dirty commies*

I don't have a beard because I don't fuck my bodypillow or buy toast with smashed avocado

Fucking enraging

Soggy bread

I shave because I am a functioning member of society

I remain well groomed