You live close enough to the jute mills and marmalade factories and whaling ports to be killed by them early.

I actually live really far from all of those

I took em at 8pm with me cheese toasty Kebab

Jute mills?

And the jute mills are all closed down now

Well I'd hope so since there aren't any of those things left.

I think my gran worked in the jute mills for a short while when she was in her teens

In the 1980s.

back when a 16 year old working on machines that can rip an arm off was o k

which coast are the seacoalers on

the fuck is that

@Tailed Feature was well before the 80s lol

folks who fish for coal

was prolly like the 40s or some shit

Dundonians spawn at age 12.

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If you're in your 20s then your gran must be about 10 years older than me.

people fish for coal

damn

dunno where you're pulling that math, like

maths mate

My arse.

sure sounds like it

unless you're pushing your late 70s

Feels like it talking to you lot sometimes.

pretty sure tailed isnt 70

i hope he isnt

(subtly implies you ma and grandma pushed out weens in their early teens)

^

Being on this server has severely aged me.

or maybe we are just childish

@Liam I was trying to be as unsubtle as possible.

I am a nice chap

are you sure that wasn't the countless evenings of drinking tailed

Tailed you just hide in meme slut chat most of the time

@Blitzbotv2 I've been tee-total most of my life.

@RatKing No I spend most of my time in general.

a teetotaler?

damn

someone who doesn't drink or smoke

sounds boring