Message from @Ruger

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2018-12-12 06:16:25 UTC  

“On the blob” I’m a Geordie and even I’m not that rough haha

2018-12-12 06:16:27 UTC  

just make sure she's happy to come off birth control if she's on it

2018-12-12 06:16:27 UTC  

more peak spermination you need a 3 day downtime for the dude

2018-12-12 06:16:36 UTC  

spermination is a word.

2018-12-12 06:16:54 UTC  

no it isn't, what you mean is insemination.

2018-12-12 06:16:58 UTC  

Talk it through... or just give the condom a cheeky poke and hope

2018-12-12 06:16:59 UTC  

I know what I mean

2018-12-12 06:18:02 UTC  

So if shes excited by the idea of getting frisky in such a scenario then frequent friskyness is better at the midroad between the periods?

2018-12-12 06:18:27 UTC  

What topic is be

2018-12-12 06:18:31 UTC  

AK

2018-12-12 06:18:44 UTC  

after all the thought and planning going into this grand symbolic pump, would be a shame if she doesn't catch a kid like

2018-12-12 06:18:49 UTC  

exactly

2018-12-12 06:18:55 UTC  

Tru

2018-12-12 06:19:08 UTC  

Yes karpo?

2018-12-12 06:19:16 UTC  

Grand symbolic pump...

2018-12-12 06:19:24 UTC  

Are you a lady or a soft boy?

2018-12-12 06:19:45 UTC  

Neither. A full pretty hairy male

2018-12-12 06:20:00 UTC  

Disappointment AK.

2018-12-12 06:20:21 UTC  

Disgusting

2018-12-12 06:20:42 UTC  

The anime pfp and ironic (at this point I don't know) faggotry has people thinking I am a femboy

2018-12-12 06:20:45 UTC  

karpo is revolted by anything over 18 and penisless

2018-12-12 06:21:08 UTC  

your average girl has a cycle around 28 days long. ovulation is usually around 15-16 days, with usually around 3-4 days before that point and 1-2 after being the best chance of conception.

2018-12-12 06:21:10 UTC  

Makes you gross too asshole

2018-12-12 06:21:19 UTC  

Listen

2018-12-12 06:21:25 UTC  

In karpo world

2018-12-12 06:21:32 UTC  

No such thing as period

2018-12-12 06:21:42 UTC  

There is just cherry gushing week

2018-12-12 06:21:51 UTC  

so between 12 and 17 days is usually your best bet.

2018-12-12 06:21:53 UTC  

Is Karpoworld anything like Neverland Ranch?

2018-12-12 06:22:11 UTC  

jimmy saville's cellar

2018-12-12 06:22:14 UTC  

It is the sixflags of Neverland Ranch

2018-12-12 06:22:14 UTC  

So would it be a good idea to rent a cabin for like a full 5 days and just get to pouncing all throughout that streak?

2018-12-12 06:22:14 UTC  

OOF

2018-12-12 06:22:14 UTC  

You ever wonder what humanity would be like if each person could impregnate themselves

2018-12-12 06:22:20 UTC  

Its just the middle east

2018-12-12 06:22:35 UTC  

Uncle Karpo's Naked Puzzle Basement

2018-12-12 06:22:54 UTC  

Following cycle plus birth control = happy days

2018-12-12 06:22:55 UTC  

No basement

2018-12-12 06:23:04 UTC  

only attic

2018-12-12 06:23:08 UTC  

^

2018-12-12 06:23:15 UTC  

I like windows