exactly

Tru

Yes karpo?

Grand symbolic pump...

Are you a lady or a soft boy?

Neither. A full pretty hairy male

Disappointment AK.

Disgusting

The anime pfp and ironic (at this point I don't know) faggotry has people thinking I am a femboy

karpo is revolted by anything over 18 and penisless

your average girl has a cycle around 28 days long. ovulation is usually around 15-16 days, with usually around 3-4 days before that point and 1-2 after being the best chance of conception.

Makes you gross too asshole

Listen

In karpo world

No such thing as period

There is just cherry gushing week

so between 12 and 17 days is usually your best bet.

Is Karpoworld anything like Neverland Ranch?

jimmy saville's cellar

It is the sixflags of Neverland Ranch

So would it be a good idea to rent a cabin for like a full 5 days and just get to pouncing all throughout that streak?

OOF

You ever wonder what humanity would be like if each person could impregnate themselves

Its just the middle east

Uncle Karpo's Naked Puzzle Basement

Following cycle plus birth control = happy days

No basement

only attic

^

I like windows

if you can keep up with that, I'm sure she'd be happy 😂 but sperm can survive in the gal for a good few days if she's not on bc, so you could take a 3 day weekend and that would probably also do great.

if it's more at the beginning of the window.

Can the girl survive a double barrel shotgun?

yeeeeeesssss

Literally pulled out twice in the year long relationship @coattailsandbowties

Hey now if I'm gonna be spending my life with her, why wouldn't I aim to get intimate as much as possible? lol

@soup dad says a lot about the sperm count then

Im not mad if i have low sperm count

My test levels are fine so who cares

the egg *usually* needs to be fertilised at more than 8 days before the end of the period to give it time for the body to recognise it's happened and prevent the whole period from fucking shit up.

HMM