Least he didn't die while leaning on you lmao.

Rofl, if he fell on me I'd be dead

My little fucking nooodle legs, would be crushed into DUST!

I went on a flight with my registered blind friend, he can still see some colours/shapes. He turned to me and asked very loudly, "What's that big orange thing to my right?" and I had to tell him it was the woman sitting next to him. She was rather portly and wearing a bright orange coat.

portly

rofl

you're too nice for here

@Tailed Feature PAHAHA! I bet she looked like a huge fucking melon

You mean THICC

Got my slutty santa outfit

for the christmas stream arriving today 😄

before or after she heard herself referred to as "that bifg orange thing"

noice

Gees a show of yer legs

I'm not nice. I just like using flowery language.

@Dimorac what bout the tinsel

Yeah arriving today as well 😃

@RatKing

Nice

Also my Coffee

as I need my coffee 😃

I'm drinking tea. I've missed tea.

Never really liked coffee tbh

Or tea

@Tailed Feature If i don't have my Tea or coffee each day

I become extremely agressive towards people

What tea do you drink @Tailed Feature

I just become cold.

I mainly drink Yorkshire tea

I know you've not liked me, ratking.

When you say cold, do you mean more distant from people

or just cold as in feeling cold

The drink you dribbler

Tea cease

I mean feeling cold.

My tea was fucked. No spoon to stir my tea with and sugar was all at the bottom

Wanna end it all

Oh that's weird lol

I have to have sugar with my tea

or Honey

Ah that's shit Dazzie