I went on a flight once, had a big fat guy next to me

Just stunk of BO and sweat

HEAVILY BREATHING

and could hear him struggling to breath the whole flight

heavily existing

what a life

I heard him stop breathing at least 5 times when he was asleep

no joke

Least he didn't die while leaning on you lmao.

Rofl, if he fell on me I'd be dead

My little fucking nooodle legs, would be crushed into DUST!

I went on a flight with my registered blind friend, he can still see some colours/shapes. He turned to me and asked very loudly, "What's that big orange thing to my right?" and I had to tell him it was the woman sitting next to him. She was rather portly and wearing a bright orange coat.

portly

rofl

you're too nice for here

@Tailed Feature PAHAHA! I bet she looked like a huge fucking melon

You mean THICC

Got my slutty santa outfit

for the christmas stream arriving today 😄

before or after she heard herself referred to as "that bifg orange thing"

noice

Gees a show of yer legs

I'm not nice. I just like using flowery language.

@Dimorac what bout the tinsel

Yeah arriving today as well 😃

@RatKing

Nice

Also my Coffee

as I need my coffee 😃

I'm drinking tea. I've missed tea.

Never really liked coffee tbh

Or tea

@Tailed Feature If i don't have my Tea or coffee each day

I become extremely agressive towards people

What tea do you drink @Tailed Feature

I just become cold.

I mainly drink Yorkshire tea

I know you've not liked me, ratking.

When you say cold, do you mean more distant from people

or just cold as in feeling cold

The drink you dribbler