Uk slang is somewhat new to me

it is

Yeah whatever that means lol

it is the tip of a dick

Your Bell-end

bellend

Gotcha

Oh

Fucking knob jockey.

I can deduce knob jockey lol

If you look closely

That's Markus

I just call them fuckin poofters

There is many a good insults for the gay

Turd burglars is another one

Jobby jabber

Fudge packers

Jobby jabber 😂

Where is that gay

The phrase: Bent as a 9 bob note
Not sure if that has gone anywhere outside the UK

Nope

Never heard of it

Nope

Queer as a 3 dollar bill

well there is no such thing as a 9 bob (pound) note

Christ how old are you, cunt?

yeah same as bent as a 3 dollar bill

Who?

Camp as a row of tents.

Lol not that old Tailed

23 years of age 😛

Leakalarm

Bairn

Baby

Another one: Shit stirrer

He is calling me a baby

Bairn = child

How about you just speak English

Eastern Scottish dialect

Wean if you're from the west.

North East England too