Pussy gets fucked

@coattailsandbowties you’re making Tex look good

I hope that’s a girl butthole In the server icon

His cock glistens in the moonlight, like a cheetah's fangs grips onto the antelope of the Serengeti.

@sparkleblood there's a *loooong* history here. Trust me, there is no one on the planet I would want to have sex with *less* than tex.

For Tex is his being

Fair enough

Tex is like that cool tutor in middleschool

because his mind is far beyond ours

There's a quote to that effect somewhere on here but it's not on my phone

gonna be honest... this is turning into "methinks the lady doth protest too much"

Hahahhahaa

Lunch break.

How is everyone?

We had a weird guy like that at work

it's "the lady doth protest too much, methinks"

Doing alright Turtle.

@PrivateZim another person who doesn't understand that there's context behind communication.

Agreed, I've only met a few gals that are really into martial arts that could give me a run for my money. They square up and it's an "oh shit" moment. The overwhelming majority would just get flipped into the concrete. lol @FUCK fire

What about you?

He constantly follows this 21 yo lesbian

you UNCULTURED FUCKNUGGET

I'm high as fuck

They pretend to be bff but really he just pervs over her constantly

I heard that @T e x once outran an F-15 Fighter jet while carrying three refrigerators and a collection of the entire Gutenburg Index as hard back editions.

Add me cdn

Get high together

@Dino also no u first. no no u's backs

Ruger omg *how*

@Nip Crippler No u no u

The pure creativity here

I heard Tex actually founded Dank Brigade, and then later passed it on to Ruger.

@coattailsandbowties how? i think he had a running start tbh

@Dino **wooooooooooooow**

And the jet started from stationary what already in the air? Gotcha

When I got to work I went to check how my reaction went and it showed up on NMR that it was practically perfect. @Dino and I cleaned it to show 97% yield. So good start to my day.

@Turtle daaaaaaamn nice one

Glad to hear Turtle.

@Nip Crippler <:wew:443559693936492544>

@Nip Crippler The only times I’ve seen girls acting legitimately scary is when they’re verbally undressing someone else idk I think they’re better than guys at hurting feelings lol

wew indeed