The fact that tex honestly still believes that I want to have sex with him says more about his mental acuity than anything else, really.

If you think you're too good for Tex, you need to pull your head out your arse

^^

Tex is a prime example of the modern man

Maybe you do though

Can all of you just stop.

*peak performance*

@Dino no u

@Nip Crippler ye true but it depends on the kind of aggressive behavior they’re doing irl like if they’re posturing in a tough guy way it’s funny but in other ways it’s sometimes a lil intimidating

This has been going on for ages now.

Or maybe I’m just a pussy

@Nip Crippler No no u u

Pussy gets fucked

@coattailsandbowties you’re making Tex look good

I hope that’s a girl butthole In the server icon

His cock glistens in the moonlight, like a cheetah's fangs grips onto the antelope of the Serengeti.

@sparkleblood there's a *loooong* history here. Trust me, there is no one on the planet I would want to have sex with *less* than tex.

For Tex is his being

Fair enough

Tex is like that cool tutor in middleschool

because his mind is far beyond ours

There's a quote to that effect somewhere on here but it's not on my phone

gonna be honest... this is turning into "methinks the lady doth protest too much"

Hahahhahaa

Lunch break.

How is everyone?

We had a weird guy like that at work

it's "the lady doth protest too much, methinks"

Doing alright Turtle.

@PrivateZim another person who doesn't understand that there's context behind communication.

Agreed, I've only met a few gals that are really into martial arts that could give me a run for my money. They square up and it's an "oh shit" moment. The overwhelming majority would just get flipped into the concrete. lol @FUCK fire

What about you?

He constantly follows this 21 yo lesbian

you UNCULTURED FUCKNUGGET

I'm high as fuck

They pretend to be bff but really he just pervs over her constantly

I heard that @T e x once outran an F-15 Fighter jet while carrying three refrigerators and a collection of the entire Gutenburg Index as hard back editions.

Add me cdn

Get high together

@Dino also no u first. no no u's backs

Ruger omg *how*