I've no intention of ever getting married or having kids

My mom is a housewife and gets livid whenever I point it out

if you're housewifing right it's not laziness

jim's a smart man.

Just gonna bang

Sow your seed Jim

My mom got tired of it and found a job lol

Pull a gengis Kahn

My mum is like the total opposite. Complete career mum, considering she supported 3 kids on a single income since 2006.

She's a gym teacher rn

If you're a housewife the house should always be clean.

Fuck half a continent

^

Dude

not even clean, but spotless

She's a fucking housewife that bitches about having to do housewife chores

3 kids in private school, no less.

if you're a hosuewife your job is to create an environment your husband would have to pay a wage you could be earning to maintain.

If you're a house wife you make my fucking dinner how I tell you to and learn new recipes, use the fucking washing powder I want you to use, and make my bed every fucking morning. And a blowjob on demand.

Dude

My dad is the one who cooks

Also like you should be welcoming your partner home and taking their coat n shit.

the blowjob on demand part might be a little bit much

Nope.

Housewives that expect help with chores when their partner has been at work all day are the worst

Yup

If you're a housewife you *better* be able to cook from scratch, or what's the fucking point

that's a live in whore, 24 hour maid service, cooking and gardening, plus childcare

but I agree that maintaining a house at the rate your partner is earning is nice of you

nothign less.

I would sit on a throne of blowjobs

It would be in the contract for them.

Same

Bruh I love cooking so much

Unemployed mums that can't cook and do no housework are garbage

Mutualism.

what jim said

Like honestly

I want my wife/gf to work while I sit at home

She's always treated me like a burden lmfao

So I can cook and watch the kids