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Lol Bonk
what bonk said
So fucking true
Some people get a prenup and their partner is all “Do you not trust me?”
Ni
"Full-time Mummy" aye you're on Tinder every night looking for some poor sod to take the kids and you on ya bint.
I mean some people want to become housewives and shit. Means they're not necessarily the smartest or most ambitious people, but still.
my friend became a housewife with a 1st degree
fuck that
Why would you want to be a house wife.
I want a girlfriend who will work so I can slack my ass off at home
Like why
But that will never happen
*”Yummy mummy to five beautiful little monsters! (Three different fathers).”*
Traditional gender roles should be reinstated
LOL
@Tea laziness
Chick that lives near me got knocked up in her teens and immediately starting calling herself a MILF despite not even popping the little shit out yet
I've no intention of ever getting married or having kids
My mom is a housewife and gets livid whenever I point it out
if you're housewifing right it's not laziness
jim's a smart man.
Just gonna bang
Sow your seed Jim
My mom got tired of it and found a job lol
Pull a gengis Kahn
My mum is like the total opposite. Complete career mum, considering she supported 3 kids on a single income since 2006.
She's a gym teacher rn
If you're a housewife the house should always be clean.
Fuck half a continent
Dude
not even clean, but spotless
She's a fucking housewife that bitches about having to do housewife chores
3 kids in private school, no less.
if you're a hosuewife your job is to create an environment your husband would have to pay a wage you could be earning to maintain.
If you're a house wife you make my fucking dinner how I tell you to and learn new recipes, use the fucking washing powder I want you to use, and make my bed every fucking morning. And a blowjob on demand.
My dad is the one who cooks
