Message from @iamacaterpiller

Discord ID: 525430929188061184


2018-12-20 21:52:06 UTC  

christ, I didn't get anything for anyone

2018-12-20 21:52:10 UTC  

I fucked it

2018-12-20 21:52:11 UTC  

@Kai do you bleed from your penis on a regular basis?

2018-12-20 21:52:14 UTC  

Age makes it easier/harder

2018-12-20 21:52:18 UTC  

he's back bois

2018-12-20 21:52:20 UTC  

Bleedy does

2018-12-20 21:52:25 UTC  

@Tewdrig give em your love and chill out

2018-12-20 21:52:37 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties No but I don't get bitches unless I try

2018-12-20 21:52:45 UTC  

People don't care about my mental health

2018-12-20 21:52:53 UTC  

I've got a case of jameson fifths I save for emergency gifts but half my family are alcoholics so that's fucked

2018-12-20 21:52:59 UTC  

and I have to take care of my own health in all faculties

2018-12-20 21:53:06 UTC  

get them other addictive substances then

2018-12-20 21:53:24 UTC  

@Tewdrig lots and lots of socks.

2018-12-20 21:53:50 UTC  

is that a euphemism or do you mean actual socks

2018-12-20 21:53:50 UTC  

Im very frugal with gifts

2018-12-20 21:53:57 UTC  

Actual socks @Tewdrig

2018-12-20 21:54:35 UTC  

<:wellfed:437361047079485447> @Kulak

2018-12-20 21:54:35 UTC  

Nerdy socks. Fluffy socks. Novelty socks. Rude socks. All kinds of socks.

2018-12-20 21:54:40 UTC  

"Here auntie, a bottle of Jameson." "Uncle, here's a pair of fucking socks, suck my dick and balls, deal with it"

2018-12-20 21:54:55 UTC  

<:wellfed:437361047079485447> @soup dad

2018-12-20 21:55:03 UTC  

this is my favorite time of the year kai cause I get to be this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/525430960922296321/god.jpg

2018-12-20 21:55:04 UTC  

Get fluffy socks and a bath bomb for *all* the wahmen. Easy days.

2018-12-20 21:55:09 UTC  

I fucking love giving presents

2018-12-20 21:55:22 UTC  

saaames

2018-12-20 21:55:37 UTC  

like fuck I don't even want things I just want to surprise others

2018-12-20 21:55:38 UTC  

@Octavia I'm so sad this year because I have so little money to give presents

2018-12-20 21:55:41 UTC  

I love giving people stuff but I hate having to find what they like

2018-12-20 21:55:50 UTC  

yeah

2018-12-20 21:55:52 UTC  

That's the worse Nicolle.

2018-12-20 21:56:07 UTC  

depends on the person, everyone has different things

2018-12-20 21:56:14 UTC  

Shit there's the real idea, I'll just tell my wife to go gift shopping

2018-12-20 21:56:20 UTC  

I probably don't need to fuck with it

2018-12-20 21:56:35 UTC  

what you gettin her tho

2018-12-20 21:56:41 UTC  

nothing

2018-12-20 21:56:48 UTC  

@Octavia I understand why

2018-12-20 21:56:48 UTC  

damn

2018-12-20 21:56:49 UTC  

we don't give each other shit

2018-12-20 21:56:55 UTC  

suprise her ass

2018-12-20 21:56:58 UTC  

My mum and sister are sorted. I'll get a steam gift card or smth for my bro. No idea what I'll get cow, but I'll raid the garage and get a couple bottles of something nice for his mum

2018-12-20 21:57:01 UTC  

Octavia is a God amongst us mortals