Meat

I love a Reuben with a side of onion rings and a dill pickle

get a couple cans of sauerkraut and stuff

Had a friend in highschool named ruben

break into his car

Damn now I'm hungry

and dump it inside

I have kraut for it.

Oh yes

Cunt didn't eat that though. Fucking allergic to salad

Put sugar in his gas tank

I'm eating cheap pizza

Man, cheap pizza is cardboard.

Jewed aff a fatty

Brutal

Put quick clot in his gas tank

Fill up his car with vegetables and salad dressing

And soak the salad dressing into his seats

@blazn_ when I find the fat greasy weasel I swear.

Twist fuck out the cunts big man tits til he talks

If you do end up getting in a fight make sure it's off view of the camera

That way people will just think he fell several times

Also take his wallet

Repeatedly on the face

Off camera. Mate I could stand infront of him and camera wouldn't see shit he's that big.

fat bastard

he already took his fair share of the world food supply

Ken. I'm almost shaking. That was my big night.

Man it was probably someone who also has a sandwich and just grabbed the wrong one

I just got excited because I put new bed covers on my bed

Is this adulting?

@sweatercowsandsassi do that too rofl.

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Anime bed covers.

sleep on the sofa, plebs

its efficient

I don't need bed sheets I just lay on women

Sleeping in the sofa is minging.

It's very uncomfortable

On*

Lol