The safest place to put your food is in your stomach

Do et @Tea

Keep it in your car in a cooler

Shut it. I had this prepared.

Stream it

Nigger I don't need a cooler. It's cold enough outside, but I stashed this sandwich.

You should go slash his tires

Like properly out the way. I know fucking Mitchellin man went hunting for it.

You should fuck his wife

You should cut him, just sayin

And fuck his wife

Ayuu

Ayyy

Lol

I don't care if she's a heffer I was plough the bitch to make an example.

@Tea what was in the sandwhich?

Was a Ruben

Meat

I love a Reuben with a side of onion rings and a dill pickle

get a couple cans of sauerkraut and stuff

Had a friend in highschool named ruben

break into his car

Damn now I'm hungry

and dump it inside

I have kraut for it.

Oh yes

Cunt didn't eat that though. Fucking allergic to salad

Put sugar in his gas tank

I'm eating cheap pizza

Man, cheap pizza is cardboard.

Jewed aff a fatty

Brutal

Put quick clot in his gas tank

Fill up his car with vegetables and salad dressing

And soak the salad dressing into his seats

@blazn_ when I find the fat greasy weasel I swear.

Twist fuck out the cunts big man tits til he talks

If you do end up getting in a fight make sure it's off view of the camera

That way people will just think he fell several times

Also take his wallet

Repeatedly on the face