*Ok, they are at each other's throats. I'm in the clear.*

I should get back to sleep

K

Behave you reprobates

it's like 7:39am this is fucking wake up ours mate

Ah yes. A universal time

Nah

totally

I want more sleep

Just because I can hear birds

Scotland is the only country that actually exists

I want sleep because my brain becomes oxygen deprived if not

If I don't get it*

If i hear birds i cant sleep

Merry Christmemes everyone

I have to work today reeeeeeeeee

im at work now too

You know what to do, kid. Gunpowder + steel ball + fire = eternal sleep

and tomorrow

Startes at 6am

im bringing wine to work

@Anon88that sucks working on crimmus.

same, kill meeeeeee

At least i can work from home today.

im used to it. Being a carer doesn’t stop

Is the wine to make your patients fall asleep?

oh, i'm basically a carer, for drunk people and to stop them from killing eachother or the barstaff

i will share it of course, festive spirit

Spotted the salty bouncer.

it's good fucking shit

yeah it makes me wanna die

Tbh drunk people are autistic.

i want my chirstmas day off

but no

people want to drink on christmas day

Think of the sheckles.

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mildly autistic but drunk is social lubricant so hence dependency in my 20s

Oof

i drink much less now im 30 because its degenerate

i just barely drink these days