Merry Christmemes everyone

I have to work today reeeeeeeeee

im at work now too

You know what to do, kid. Gunpowder + steel ball + fire = eternal sleep

and tomorrow

Startes at 6am

im bringing wine to work

@Anon88that sucks working on crimmus.

same, kill meeeeeee

At least i can work from home today.

im used to it. Being a carer doesn’t stop

Is the wine to make your patients fall asleep?

oh, i'm basically a carer, for drunk people and to stop them from killing eachother or the barstaff

i will share it of course, festive spirit

Spotted the salty bouncer.

it's good fucking shit

yeah it makes me wanna die

Tbh drunk people are autistic.

i want my chirstmas day off

but no

people want to drink on christmas day

Think of the sheckles.

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mildly autistic but drunk is social lubricant so hence dependency in my 20s

Oof

i drink much less now im 30 because its degenerate

i just barely drink these days

Are you that type of super autist with the brain powers?

i think i had a couple of beers about 2 weeks ago for someones birthday

I learnt to stay away from espresso martinis from my work party, they are deadly.

I got wasted

oh yeah

i love them

but they are expensive

I had 5 in kne night

i became a daily drink at times drinkimg as much as 6 a night

no more

its because i made a grill

i *met

shes anti alcohol

damn