Litre of rum 38% £8 out of asda, own brand

are you kidding me, Wray nephiew tastes like fucking battery acid

@mclsteda fawq

@Aradia white people cant handle it

it's not a matter of handle, we down it for a joke over here as it's shit but high percentage

Asdas own rum you can't taste after about two sips so it's okay

The trick is to use it when making fishbowl cocktails

The trick is to piss in it to make it taste better

see we just tend to use Kraken because it tastes alright

I just had a go on a moped

I add it to blended mango and ice.

Fuck me they are fun

Morgan's spiced is nice

There is supposed to be an 80% austrian drink called stoh.

aye mate, i used to use one to get to work

Stroh

Mopeds are alright, Dirt bikes are better

That stuff is deadly.

What about that American drink that's 90 odd

What's your opinion on eggno

G

Never mind Russia beat them

Spirytus Rektyfikowany

96% alcohol

That'll burn your carpet if you drop it

eggnog is great

NOG

I've actually never had egg nog

Same here

it's disgusting

I'm disgusting

@Aradia fuck off with that

honestly egg nog just tastes like baby vomit and sadness

Wait wait wait you fucking broken human being

Eggnog much like mulled wine and spiced cider is a seasonal nectar from the gods

If your only experience is out of a carton, that's your problem

Mulled wine is lit

Eggnogg is fun

no no, it just is pretty rank

I'm more of a tinnies to beat your missus kinda guy

You have to make egg nog