mclste

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2018-12-15 15:25:56 UTC [Scale brigade #consent-form]  

+giveme consent

2018-12-24 15:07:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I beat my masturbation record yesterday, 8 times in one day. Beats my prev 6

2018-12-24 15:08:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

After 5 nuts it became this clear liquid

2018-12-24 15:08:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I became worried but kept going

2018-12-24 15:08:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/526778211259121675/IMG_20181223_153450.jpg

2018-12-24 15:09:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That means your perfectly hydrated

2018-12-24 15:10:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/526778604785238026/FB_IMG_1543758162779.jpg

2018-12-24 15:10:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

UK snacks are pretty shit in comparison to US

2018-12-24 15:11:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Scotland so pretty much every house @The Last MethBender

2018-12-24 15:12:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

America has some amazing snacks but then again they are severely obese due to it. Our issue is deep frying everything we fucking see

2018-12-24 15:12:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Crunches are fucking terrible

2018-12-24 15:13:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And pop rocks taste like tv static

2018-12-24 15:13:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

No

2018-12-24 15:13:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Pop rocks are shit

2018-12-24 15:14:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Who remembers Yorkies

2018-12-24 15:14:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Can you?

2018-12-24 15:14:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I take it They changed the slogan

2018-12-24 15:15:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've not seen any in ages up north

2018-12-24 15:15:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I like the ones that have codes to send drone strikes to helpless countries

2018-12-24 15:16:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hmm

2018-12-24 15:16:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Weird

2018-12-24 15:17:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't like chunky pure chocolate

2018-12-24 15:17:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I like things like kit kat chunkies

2018-12-24 15:17:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And tunnocks

2018-12-24 15:18:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've only seen the salt and vinegar with Christmas designs on it

2018-12-24 15:18:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I enjoy tomato ketchup flavoured walkers

2018-12-24 15:19:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Did walkers abandon the bacon flavours?

2018-12-24 15:19:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Mccoys are very good

2018-12-24 15:19:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-12-24 15:20:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Mccoys are the only crisps where I like cheesy flavoured ones

2018-12-24 15:20:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeahh

2018-12-24 15:20:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The selection boxes are a quarter of the size they were

2018-12-24 15:21:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How are we still a fat country tho

2018-12-24 15:21:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We've downsized

2018-12-24 15:21:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Advent calendars are shit as well

2018-12-24 15:21:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I had a shitty little tiny mars bar this morning for my last day

2018-12-24 15:21:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ooooh

2018-12-24 15:22:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I tried these new crops

2018-12-24 15:22:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Crisps

2018-12-24 15:22:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Crispy Bacon and maple syrup Kettle Chips

2018-12-24 15:22:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh my god they are amazing

2018-12-24 15:23:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Pinot Grigio is ยฃ3.50 at my local shop for a bottle

2018-12-24 15:23:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cheap as fuck wine

2018-12-24 15:24:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Then prosecco is the next

2018-12-24 15:24:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Litre of rum 38% ยฃ8 out of asda, own brand

2018-12-24 15:25:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Asdas own rum you can't taste after about two sips so it's okay

2018-12-24 15:26:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The trick is to piss in it to make it taste better

2018-12-24 15:27:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Mopeds are alright, Dirt bikes are better

2018-12-24 15:27:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What about that American drink that's 90 odd

2018-12-24 15:27:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Never mind Russia beat them

2018-12-24 15:27:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Spirytus Rektyfikowany

2018-12-24 15:28:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

96% alcohol

2018-12-24 15:28:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That'll burn your carpet if you drop it

2018-12-24 15:28:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've actually never had egg nog

2018-12-24 15:30:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm more of a tinnies to beat your missus kinda guy

2018-12-24 15:33:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

This is my little cousins jotter in maths

2018-12-24 15:33:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I see he works up to standard

2018-12-24 15:34:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Masturbation

2018-12-24 15:34:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm a righty

2018-12-24 15:36:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sometimes I do no hands

2018-12-24 15:36:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And use the air resistance

2018-12-26 21:51:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

did we all have a good boxing day?

2018-12-26 21:52:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

nigga its 10pm here

2018-12-26 21:52:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

bruh tf shop finna be open

2018-12-26 21:52:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

at 10pm

2018-12-26 21:53:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

oh

2018-12-26 21:53:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i stand corrected

2018-12-26 21:54:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i can't wait until tommorow

2018-12-26 21:55:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

banks are back open and i can buy all my stuff for my microphone and a new mouse

2018-12-26 21:56:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

alot of people's parents tend to split up after the children leave home

2018-12-26 21:56:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

so it doesn't affect them as much

2018-12-26 21:57:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

gay parents = go commit die

2018-12-26 21:57:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

he didn't ask for gay parents either

2018-12-26 21:57:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

its a double negative

2018-12-26 21:58:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

two negatives make a positive

2018-12-26 21:58:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

kids need to have skills from both genders

2018-12-26 21:58:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yeah lesbians are cunts

2018-12-26 21:59:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

that story about the lesbian pair castrating their boy

2018-12-26 21:59:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

imagine the BDSM a child to lesbians would have to witness

2018-12-26 22:00:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i got right on that, quite far actually

2018-12-26 22:05:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yeah

2018-12-26 22:05:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is it not 60% brittish to 40% immigrants london

2018-12-26 22:06:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yeah they'll surpass 40% very soon

2018-12-26 22:07:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Britain is fine with people who come over and actually work

2018-12-26 22:07:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and contribute to society

2018-12-26 22:08:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

2011 - 44.9% white brittish and 37% other

2018-12-26 22:09:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yeah

2018-12-26 22:09:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

new keyboard

2018-12-26 22:09:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yeah scotland has barely any

2018-12-26 22:09:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

indian people are okay because they aren't the people that shit on the streets

2018-12-26 22:10:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

we held a charity collection for a girl in our school from india after her family got wiped out by floods

2018-12-26 22:11:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I will never visit the state of California

2018-12-26 22:12:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

we are all a little gay

2018-12-26 22:12:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

once in a while a gay thought passes through our minds

2018-12-26 22:12:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Gay isn't a choice, it's default from birth is it not?

2018-12-26 22:12:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it's a little malfunction from god

2018-12-26 22:13:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

hairy man ass pretty good, you can eat all the faecal matter stuck on his hairs for nutrition

2018-12-26 22:13:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It is actually

2018-12-26 22:14:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

like you messed up a little during development and now your gay

2018-12-26 22:14:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

shit happens

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