mclste
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+giveme consent
I beat my masturbation record yesterday, 8 times in one day. Beats my prev 6
After 5 nuts it became this clear liquid
I became worried but kept going
That means your perfectly hydrated
UK snacks are pretty shit in comparison to US
Scotland so pretty much every house @The Last MethBender
America has some amazing snacks but then again they are severely obese due to it. Our issue is deep frying everything we fucking see
Crunches are fucking terrible
And pop rocks taste like tv static
No
Pop rocks are shit
Who remembers Yorkies
Can you?
I take it They changed the slogan
I've not seen any in ages up north
I like the ones that have codes to send drone strikes to helpless countries
Hmm
Weird
I don't like chunky pure chocolate
I like things like kit kat chunkies
And tunnocks
I've only seen the salt and vinegar with Christmas designs on it
I enjoy tomato ketchup flavoured walkers
Did walkers abandon the bacon flavours?
Mccoys are very good
@The Last MethBender good
Mccoys are the only crisps where I like cheesy flavoured ones
Yeahh
The selection boxes are a quarter of the size they were
How are we still a fat country tho
We've downsized
Advent calendars are shit as well
I had a shitty little tiny mars bar this morning for my last day
Ooooh
I tried these new crops
Crisps
Crispy Bacon and maple syrup Kettle Chips
Oh my god they are amazing
Pinot Grigio is ยฃ3.50 at my local shop for a bottle
Cheap as fuck wine
Then prosecco is the next
Litre of rum 38% ยฃ8 out of asda, own brand
Asdas own rum you can't taste after about two sips so it's okay
The trick is to piss in it to make it taste better
Mopeds are alright, Dirt bikes are better
What about that American drink that's 90 odd
Never mind Russia beat them
Spirytus Rektyfikowany
96% alcohol
That'll burn your carpet if you drop it
I've actually never had egg nog
I'm more of a tinnies to beat your missus kinda guy
This is my little cousins jotter in maths
I see he works up to standard
Masturbation
I'm a righty
Sometimes I do no hands
And use the air resistance
did we all have a good boxing day?
nigga its 10pm here
bruh tf shop finna be open
at 10pm
oh
i stand corrected
i can't wait until tommorow
banks are back open and i can buy all my stuff for my microphone and a new mouse
alot of people's parents tend to split up after the children leave home
so it doesn't affect them as much
gay parents = go commit die
he didn't ask for gay parents either
its a double negative
two negatives make a positive
kids need to have skills from both genders
yeah lesbians are cunts
that story about the lesbian pair castrating their boy
imagine the BDSM a child to lesbians would have to witness
i got right on that, quite far actually
yeah
is it not 60% brittish to 40% immigrants london
yeah they'll surpass 40% very soon
Britain is fine with people who come over and actually work
and contribute to society
2011 - 44.9% white brittish and 37% other
yeah
new keyboard
yeah scotland has barely any
indian people are okay because they aren't the people that shit on the streets
we held a charity collection for a girl in our school from india after her family got wiped out by floods
I will never visit the state of California
we are all a little gay
once in a while a gay thought passes through our minds
Gay isn't a choice, it's default from birth is it not?
it's a little malfunction from god
hairy man ass pretty good, you can eat all the faecal matter stuck on his hairs for nutrition
It is actually
like you messed up a little during development and now your gay
shit happens
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