Message from @coattailsandbowties

Discord ID: 527029660177924116


2018-12-25 07:43:04 UTC  

hows your christmas goin?

2018-12-25 07:43:43 UTC  

it's 3/4 the size of me haha.

2018-12-25 07:43:51 UTC  

If they're not up by 8.30 imma go have a shower first

2018-12-25 07:43:59 UTC  

it's going good still super early for me @Kardel

2018-12-25 07:44:05 UTC  

Shower now.

2018-12-25 07:44:10 UTC  

^

2018-12-25 07:44:12 UTC  

Be clean and ready for present time.

2018-12-25 07:44:33 UTC  

My gparents are in the room next to the shower and it does wake you up

2018-12-25 07:44:43 UTC  

Used to be my room, i know

2018-12-25 07:44:58 UTC  

Right.

2018-12-25 07:45:01 UTC  

Merry Christmas fuckers

2018-12-25 07:45:02 UTC  

thats greeeeat to hear

2018-12-25 07:45:11 UTC  

I enjoyed my eve a lot

2018-12-25 07:45:22 UTC  

and I'm gonna be hung over now

2018-12-25 07:45:27 UTC  

So I'm waiting till they would both feasibly be awake before i go

2018-12-25 07:45:39 UTC  

Yes, shower. You can’t give a dick in a box if your junk smells rancid

2018-12-25 07:46:41 UTC  

Considering everyone in this current grouping is a direct blood relative of mine, I'm not planning on giving dick in a box thanks.

2018-12-25 07:47:19 UTC  

Back on topic with less dick, wait till their awake or till a reasonable time for them to be awake.

2018-12-25 07:47:34 UTC  

NO MOAR DICK!!

2018-12-25 07:47:38 UTC  

^

2018-12-25 07:47:42 UTC  

*which is literally what I'm doing you mongo*

2018-12-25 07:47:52 UTC  

Sorry fag.

2018-12-25 07:47:53 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:48:01 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:48:50 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:48:54 UTC  

I win

2018-12-25 07:49:05 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:49:11 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:49:16 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:49:19 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:49:22 UTC  

Nope it's a dabbing potato, i win

2018-12-25 07:49:23 UTC  

Merry Christmas fags

2018-12-25 07:49:24 UTC  

gif off

2018-12-25 07:49:36 UTC  

Dabbing Penguin is better.

2018-12-25 07:49:43 UTC  

*Plus you know*

2018-12-25 07:49:46 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:49:46 UTC  

“So remember, don’t pull your dick out unless she asks for it......or if she’s sleeping.” - Jay’s good conscience

2018-12-25 07:50:10 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:50:32 UTC  

First one is very smol.

2018-12-25 07:50:44 UTC  

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2018-12-25 07:51:14 UTC  

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