Primark*

At least you have gifts

@Miri put on weight hope it goes to good places

The lynx set is the staple of every British stocking

@Callie but it's hard for me to gain :c

@°dunkin Dunklin° join me in becoming a grinch

A onsie I bought with my other half and a super drug body spray

If it was lynx I'd be happy

But it wasn't

@Miri why do you want to me thick? You’ll live longer the less body fat you have

At least you don't have a drunk releitatve who's trying to kill themselfs with alcohol and then hearing crying from the bathroom 👌

I'm pretty pissy when it comes too Christmas, I hate the films and the movies and the whole thing

@Callie I'm underweight.

At least you live with family

How heavy if I can ask? @Miri

I'd love too kill myself on booze though

Sounds fun

its not

@°dunkin Dunklin° not fun.

I’m Australian booze can’t kill us

not but every thing alse there will

no*

Yup

@Miri why won't you let me die

First law of creation

Their a bot

They can’t let peeps die

first law of robotics*

Same shit fam

Damn irobot physics

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i prefer the terminator way

4th law of thermodynamics:
If you don't drink a VB longneck at 10 in the morning, your not Aussie enough cunt

Can’t wait to drink now that I’m in the UK

@Callie 77 pounds last time I weighed

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@Agamemnon fucking real mate

First thing I open

@Miri how tall are you?

Socks

What?