@°dunkin Dunklin° not fun.

I’m Australian booze can’t kill us

not but every thing alse there will

no*

Yup

@Miri why won't you let me die

First law of creation

Their a bot

They can’t let peeps die

first law of robotics*

Same shit fam

Damn irobot physics

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i prefer the terminator way

4th law of thermodynamics:
If you don't drink a VB longneck at 10 in the morning, your not Aussie enough cunt

Can’t wait to drink now that I’m in the UK

@Callie 77 pounds last time I weighed

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@Agamemnon fucking real mate

First thing I open

@Miri how tall are you?

Socks

What?

@Callie like 4'9

Lol

so

@Miri ah that’s not bad

I wish I could get blind drunk and wake up tomorrow but ar lass has a child and I have too cook dinner... Wooo

ur like 34kg

@Miri it’s adorable

4'9 is honestly cute af

^

Smol girls are the best

Yes

@Cow ***is it as good as you imagined it in your head?***

Ahhh

Ar lass is 5'2 I wish she was smaller but honestly she is perf to me

I still need to be at least 85 pounds to be healthy

D’aww

No