Message from @JowJow Von Bismarck
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I finally found out what I'm based on
I've got others whom echo such quote as well. Though they might take longer to track down.
@Spider Sutra this may not count as a meme per se. It's easier still to keep in my anti atheist memes folder.
Science man religious <:NPC:591182668633473024>
@Lord Bolton so at the top we have two ideologies which are almost as opposed as communism and fascism are.
And at the bottom we have democracy which is completely compatible with the libertarianism at the top
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Proper hijab unironically prevents or fixes 95% of the issues of modern women
Almost all are related to immodesty, or the cultural consequences of allowing immodest women
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Me 2
Ukraine is epic
When I was 14, I had five cats.
I sharpened their claws, stored their shit, and all the usual cat owner stuff.
So one day, a girl came to me at school and asked me why I smell like cat shit.
At first, I was offended.
But then I realized that the girl was actually Jesus.
I mean, who would've known it was cat shit if not Jesus himself?
So I ran back to her, and begged her for forgiveness.
Like the merciful Lord that she was, she forgave me, and asked me to bring her cat shit.
I brought her all the cat shit I had ever stored in the entirety of my life, and threw it inside her house from the window, shouting "Allahu Alkbar!"
I left, and the other day I went to check on Jesus.
She had eaten it all up.
Not joking.
She had eaten it all, and she had an extremely fat belly.
So I went to her and asked why she smelled like cat shit.
At first she was offended.
But then she realized that I was actually Jesus.
I mean, who would've known it was cat shit if not Jesus himself, right?
So she ran back to me, and begged me for forgiveness.
And like the merciful Lady that I was, I forgave her.
dynoSuccess Warning logged for Gothik Extravaganza#4196. They were not warned., Keep it serious.
Lol missed the last one there
kek
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