My grandparents don't understand how banking works and trying to explain it to my mum and shes like 'no this is part of my job i understand this very well thanks'

My sisters just arrived... suppose I better go say hello to her and ask her about her bun in the oven

Taking my fucking whiskey with me

Queen’s speech in 5 minutes, hope you’re ready Nicolle

Ima need it

UK is banking place of world

@Ham Sandwich fuck the queen, mon the pope

Yall should all know

naw

no popery

The pope is the best

Anyway

Goodbye for now, JD time

We have to watch the queen

fuck the qieeeeen

someone rab.it

hello there

ZOG IS GONNA BE ON BBC1

I want to drink

Fuck this I'm going to drink the fuck out of this afternoon

Fair

gonna have a Budweiser later

or two

depending on my mood

Why not three.

I might crack a few koppas

Or four.

Or six.

Or 10.

Also someone help me, my mums cooking roast and never seasons anything enough

Let me just make it

The queen is the worst

And she looks like a lizard

id fuck her

My grandparents and sister between them are enough to drive me bonkers omg

Ew

You're mingin

The Queen is a nice lady.

Leave her alone.

that pussy hasnt been touched for so long its most likely haunted

DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY