Message from @sweatercowsandsass

Discord ID: 527141390715584544


2018-12-25 15:08:58 UTC  

Yes the world is full of children, child

2018-12-25 15:09:26 UTC  

What if you had kids tho

2018-12-25 15:09:31 UTC  

I mean cow's sister's baby is cute and when i was holding him i was like *mmmm this is cute I want one* and then he started screaming and i was like *nope i was right the first time round*

2018-12-25 15:09:31 UTC  
2018-12-25 15:09:31 UTC  

I wouldnt

2018-12-25 15:09:32 UTC  

Surplus population

2018-12-25 15:09:34 UTC  

Queen started breakdancing mid speech but you missed it

2018-12-25 15:09:44 UTC  

@sweatercowsandsass what if the condom tear and you become pregnant

2018-12-25 15:09:44 UTC  

I'd get the ol' abortius maximus

2018-12-25 15:09:55 UTC  

🙄

2018-12-25 15:09:55 UTC  

fetus deletus

2018-12-25 15:09:58 UTC  

Aye

2018-12-25 15:10:00 UTC  

I can only imagine the stubbornness of someone both Texan and Scotish

2018-12-25 15:10:10 UTC  

I'm also very careful and use birth control

2018-12-25 15:10:14 UTC  

To prevent that even happening

2018-12-25 15:10:20 UTC  

still a 0.01% chance

2018-12-25 15:10:30 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas nigga that kid would be FUCKED, trust me

2018-12-25 15:10:31 UTC  

Whats tje point of birth control in a ldr lol

2018-12-25 15:10:40 UTC  

I have it for other reasons too

2018-12-25 15:11:38 UTC  

I wanna go on a sustained bc not a periodic one, I've found that the off week is always awful for my mood

2018-12-25 15:11:41 UTC  

Infact I mainly have it because I have unbearable pain during that time of the month and this gets rid of it, but lets not go into that in general lmao

2018-12-25 15:11:42 UTC  

Can't believe the Queen got the victory royale and did the floss dance.

2018-12-25 15:11:46 UTC  

I have nexplanon

2018-12-25 15:11:53 UTC  

@Eddie thats what I have

2018-12-25 15:12:02 UTC  

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

2018-12-25 15:12:03 UTC  

Oh nice i cried like a bitch

2018-12-25 15:12:03 UTC  

I mean, they'd probably take over the world

2018-12-25 15:12:04 UTC  

Been on it since I was 15 due to my painful cramps

2018-12-25 15:12:07 UTC  

Yeah don't have kids

2018-12-25 15:12:13 UTC  

It helped my cramps a lot too

2018-12-25 15:12:13 UTC  

Its always been good for that for me

2018-12-25 15:12:29 UTC  

Thats literally the main reason I have it, the no babies part is just an added bonus

2018-12-25 15:12:32 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas you paying attention to what they are saying still???

2018-12-25 15:12:32 UTC  

I had really heavy periods and it helped with that too which was nice

2018-12-25 15:12:47 UTC  

Aye mine were like something out of a horror movie

2018-12-25 15:12:53 UTC  

No

2018-12-25 15:12:57 UTC  

me neither

2018-12-25 15:13:01 UTC  

Lets change subject cause theres so many guys here who are like "Ew"

2018-12-25 15:13:03 UTC  

😂

2018-12-25 15:13:17 UTC  

I once soaked thru a tampon and got blood on a school chair and people saw. Thats my horror story

2018-12-25 15:13:20 UTC  

nah we just dont understand how women work