Message from @coattailsandbowties

Discord ID: 527224783939698707


2018-12-25 20:39:40 UTC  

My ex has eggsma on her ankles, she's pretty self conscious about it lmoa

2018-12-25 20:39:56 UTC  

all the whiteys in coffee machine getting promoted at 8:45 gmt

2018-12-25 20:40:02 UTC  

merry christmas

2018-12-25 20:40:09 UTC  

hehehehehe

2018-12-25 20:40:17 UTC  

lmao

2018-12-25 20:40:26 UTC  

how generous

2018-12-25 20:40:29 UTC  

He's not lying, that's how I got promoted last year

2018-12-25 20:40:53 UTC  

Any soy boys in there will have their rank taken off and given to a whitey

2018-12-25 20:41:05 UTC  

I just had to open my mouth

2018-12-25 20:41:16 UTC  

My niece just handed me a baby doll and very seriously said “look after her” and when she discovered I put it down she scolded me

2018-12-25 20:41:33 UTC  

@Jim AWE

2018-12-25 20:41:36 UTC  

@Jim awwwwww

2018-12-25 20:41:45 UTC  

my brother decapitated my dolls on the reg

2018-12-25 20:42:02 UTC  

I wanna have kids

2018-12-25 20:42:08 UTC  

But like in 10 years

2018-12-25 20:42:19 UTC  

rip his lego towers whenever Mandzilla came in his room tho

2018-12-25 20:42:36 UTC  

<:OOF:439608033929330689>

2018-12-25 20:42:43 UTC  

rekt

2018-12-25 20:42:48 UTC  

When i was younger i didnt have dolls
I had a robotic dinosaur named Jackson

2018-12-25 20:42:59 UTC  

you jerks turning off custom emotes in general 😢 😢

2018-12-25 20:43:03 UTC  

😭

2018-12-25 20:43:06 UTC  

god damnit not again

2018-12-25 20:43:17 UTC  

breaking my damn emote scripts

2018-12-25 20:43:21 UTC  

its like its the opposite of xmas in here, taking shit away

2018-12-25 20:43:28 UTC  

He looked like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/527224886427385856/image0.jpg

2018-12-25 20:43:49 UTC  

I miss Jackson

2018-12-25 20:44:40 UTC  

torch take away monicas dinosuar

2018-12-25 20:44:41 UTC  

delete it

2018-12-25 20:44:51 UTC  

Why

2018-12-25 20:44:52 UTC  

christmas present for us is making it easier to handle this places autism for one day

2018-12-25 20:44:54 UTC  

Not jackson 💔

2018-12-25 20:44:57 UTC  

also no

2018-12-25 20:45:00 UTC  

dino stays

2018-12-25 20:45:02 UTC  

aww

2018-12-25 20:45:04 UTC  

Yay

2018-12-25 20:45:32 UTC  

I used to take him on walks

2018-12-25 20:45:36 UTC  

God bless us everyone

2018-12-25 20:45:43 UTC  

alright tiny tim.

2018-12-25 20:45:46 UTC  

calm down.

2018-12-25 20:45:50 UTC  

He used to say “mama”

2018-12-25 20:46:06 UTC  

Smh Coattails