Dude

naw

People are fucked up

a guy friend that you fuck on the weekends

I'll be someones temp

That’s cool

and cry to on the weekdays

Anyone of y’all need a temp tranny bf

I’m for hire

Sure

What are your rates

gross

I do free temp bf

@DUB3R5 Raise my kids and I'm sold

If I like you

big chungus

Tfw no one to non sexually cuddle and fall asleep to watching tacky Saturday night tv with

Aw

Oh yeah

Rip AK

The final boss, what weapon do you choose to fight b i g c h u n g u s?

platonic cuddles are *t h e g r e a t e s t*

They arent allowed

booooooooooooo

@Auto-Elf I’ll drink heavily and mildly beat your kids deal or no deal

When Platon cuddles you

Whoa

@DUB3R5 Fockin D E A L (only if you eat them)

feels good man

@DUB3R5 eat was better.

Cease garbage memes

Non platonic sporking

Good, now get in the bag

Someone add Tokyo drift music to this

Children are a part of a healthy diet, but drinking is bad for you