Unintentional face

there's guys in africa who get bitten on the balls by cobra while they're shitting who can relate

High cow

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What on earth is going on here

I’m really happy

Oof, looking like a bust on the 'stealing drugs from old people' front fellas

chill is back up to 70% and stable

All paracetamol

A worldwide problem? What about all the street shitters? lol

Lol

Sad bois

The fuck am I supposed to do on the train now

@Nip Crippler that’s the worst because they have no privacy

Od on paracetamol

@Nip Crippler stray dogs pissing on em while they're trying to street shit is an interruption

or tourists taking pictures

and again, cobras biting their balls

all things that could happen to a pajeet

Takes to long, I'll be home before I start bleeding out my eyes

Can we set up a stream like the "he will not divide us" for when dank goes in jail for his honor? I suggest haning Buddah on the pole for being a fuckin Nazi.

I feel like if you didn't want to be interrupted, you'd not shit in public. That's just me though.

@Cra5h frig off

Cringe

OD -> get admitted to hospital -> get the good intravenous drugs

@AstroTorch sit in silence, occasionally looking at the other people stuck with you in a metal tube with metal wheels running on a road of metal and wondering where they are going, who they are? What are their problems? Do they have any? Are they okay? Do they need help? Should you say hello and smile?

Lol

Can't get admitted into hospital on the train though can I

Other end

Stop being high. @Cow

Emergency stop. They’ll find a way

But the point is to be high on the train

Pull the lever

nutmeg life

The ultimate high

And I want a million quid torch

The rush of ruining people’s day and getting arrested

Pulling the emergency stop on footy day

Masturbating over the side of a bridge onto traffic was pretty thrilling tbh

Pissing was my high point

every time I've taken the train outside of peak hour in the past year someone's stopped me to ask about my book
in particular had an old lady mention how quaint it is that I wasn't just reading from a tablet