Cow did a lil tinkle winkle

That and setting fire to bins

To show he is a big boy

And occasional gang ware fare between boroughs

Good old setting fire to bins

Setting dumpsters on fire is one of my favorite pastimes that I'll probably never do again

The M25 the one that makes a big retarded circle around London?

Some times you've just got to kick fuck out of a bin

Went cow tipping once

Felt mega bad

Sad moo

i went cow tipping once, and learned that cows sleep laying down.

Someone set fire to a huge metal pin (the inside obviously) in my primary. I lived right across the road and watched it from my window

Fucking secondary kids

How do ya tip a cow?

When I was a kid we used to post poo through people’s letter boxes. 28 year old me would be raging. 6 year old me thought it was hilarious

I put a dent in a school bus of the opposing team once

Nearly broke my hand

And someone dumped a lighter in the girls toilets

IN PRIMARY

Wait jim

@Steve2 Evening after school, myself and a “bad crowd” because autistic kid just wants friends so he does stupid shit to look cool

we used to balance the glass bottles of milk on peoples door handles, then chap door and run away, watch for the smash

it pisses me off knowing I'm self conscious about using my phone on the shitter cause my sister used to give me grief about playing my gameboy on the shitter as a kid now that everyone (her included) uses their phone on the shitter

Im on the shitter right now

@Cow Relatable

I got a sharp stick n wandered round the green looking for a good bit of dog poo

I used to put all kinds of stuff in the letter box over the road and watch the postie pull it out when he came to get it. Used to give each other scores based on their reaction

Same

So you've been spamming shit since you were 6? @Jim

Lol

Stab it then post it through a random letterbox

Set it on fire and poke it through a letterbox

Ah the good ol' brown mail.

💩💥🔥

nearly broke my pc lol

The only time I put shit through a letter box was for this stinking kid from Manchester

Lol

and im lowkey having an anxiety attack pls help

Didn't like him

Hence the poo