Thin and in shape people usually have image problems

Said a tub of lard

*I'm not fat, I'm fluffy.*

@Based Rai you're not in the army because A) You're retarded b) you're too fat to enlist c) fuckyou

That's why they keep working

Image problems lead to hard work

Nice

So many of them are just “colorful” in weird ways

They’re dumb

Well I understand that much jim, and my goal is constant self improvement, but always raising the bar and deeming everything below it shit is an easy and fast way to kill yourself via starvation

That’s why they’re military lol

Jim there's always room to improve yourself.

@FUCK fire the word you're looking for is degenerate

Whether it be physically or mentally.

Exactly

Keem is unironically the least dumb military person I’ve met on discord

theres a lot of cunts in the military

Lot of thick cunts.

I dunno why but this conversation is making me think of Garfield,

that too

I'm in the military solely because I fear student debt more than death

@Based Rai you did it for free college lmao

Maybe Muslims are based

More or less, the whole serving my country thing is a nice bonus

That and the opportunities through their medical school programs

@Based Rai no you got tricked by a recruiter lol

dont lie

Lmao

What recruiter

<:whitey:467822735624765441>

Exactly

Yeah once a recruiter tried to bait me with boxing. It didn't work

Facebook recruiters are possibly the worst tho because they pester you to hell

everyone gets lied to by a recruiter, its not new

I was told in the 90s by someone in the Australian army that if you say it's to serve your country, they might not let you join due to psychological problems

well then australia knows what theyre doing

not anymore

"I wanna kill brown people, sir"

I've seen all the recruiter memes and heard about how they lie to you, it isn't new.
But at this point I'd take my chances

Just couldn’t imagine being a dog of the state tbqpfh

I need the biggest BBC anyone can find and put it in all gay please